Yeah, I assure you: in the event of the Rapture, no one will go missing on Capital Hill.

NEVER go in the water near docks. Quick way to end up electrocuted or stuck.

*Takes giant bong rip

Did they say which Irish Traveler family they were from?

He was probably working for older crooks.  Juveniles get a lighter sentence so Faginism pays 

I guess, if you’re already in the market for stolen goods, the legal background of the seller isn’t much of a concern. At least, an eleven-year-old is less likely to be an undercover cop on a sting operation.

10 year olds

Either people will learn or the dumb ones will be culled. I’m OK with either option.

It’s the Floridians, not the trains.

On the one hand, sure.  On the other hand, death by train is perhaps the easiest type of death to avoid already, and I’m not sure how possible it is to prevent a determined suicide.

Wendy’s seems not to realize that consistency is an important reason people buy fast food from a recognizable brand. Consistency in food quality (ideally good, but even consistently not-terrible), sure. Also price, having the feeling you’re not being jerked around or getting ripped off.

This would simplify the process of deciding where to eat.

And?

Jalopnik was better before Gawker bought it.

Came here to post this. Winemom in car form.

It’s just like the Autopilot that you are not allowed to let autopilot.

Shoulda got the Trucoat, it’s worth the cost.

Orange stain? Sounds like the new “presidential model.”

I can’t recall anyone asking for self checkout. I would rather interact with a human being who is being paid for their labor, which with self checkout, I am doing for free, and being yelled at by the checkout stand into the bargain whether or not I’ve done everything correctly.  The respective “merits” of Aldi and…

This system cannot possibly be quicker than their current cashiers.