How does aluminum rust?

You don’t need Craig’s list, pretty sure Acme has them in stock.

When will the writers on this sinking into irrelevance blog learn how to use the dollar sign?

‘88 M5.

What's your address?

No A/C and the failure prone power top, but I guess the buyer won't be driving it anyway.

How the hell do you still have a job?

Rein, you moron, not reign.

That’s why they added “USA” to the license plate a while back, still doesn't seem to keep the idiots from writing a citation.

In the first sentence of the third paragraph, you wrote “Sebring” instead of Solara.

Is it too late to obtain a refund from the law school you attended?

Owen Bellend- the word you’re looking for is” bimmer”, not beemer.

It ain't cinnabar, (that's the correct spelling), all cabs had sport seats, dumping the A/T would be easy, installing a M/T and pedal box would not be.

The word you’re looking for is ‘draperies’, not drapes.

Looks like it’s been repainted at least once, as the license plate panel is body colored instead of satin black.

Missing In Action?

Seems he knows him well enough to spell his name correctly.

If he needed a resume, he wouldn’t be in F1.

Most, however, would be able to spell populace.

If the rear taillights are white, what color are the front taillights?