“As a driver, you can tell when blended braking is in action” by staring at the infotainment screen instead of the road. 

airplanes don’t have water slides

Agreed, someone’s gonna part with $24K no sweat. And I hope they correct the footwear on this 5er - those wheels are all wrong, from the shiny finish to the knock-kneed/narrow offset, to the cheesy design.

FWIW, the price was dropped in the ad now to 21,900.  Which means he would take 20, I have a feeling..  

Ugh. This is a spectacularly shitty take.

That’s cute.

When taking pictures of your vehicle for sale, you want to impress upon the potential buyer the experience they’ll have with the vehicle with the venue you choose as a backdrop for the photos.

I admit I saw those and immediately thought you could buy the car, make two killer desk chairs out of those, a coffee table from the engine block, part out a few of the other Maserati-badged pieces as wall art or pieces for basement bars, then sell the frame and body as scrap. You might even break even and never…

Yes, you are propping up an outright fascist and scam artist. I don’t care that it is part of a larger portfolio. There are other companies to buy shares of, just like advertisers who pay to advertise on Twitter, even if they advertise elsewhere as well, still makes them bad guys, propping up a fucking fascist. So,…

To be fair, this sounds more like some wacky CANBUS issue. Vehicles these days run EVERYTHING over their internal network. I remember reading about an F-150 that had a corroded CANBUS connector in the tail light housing and it caused a MYRIAD of problems very similar to what I’m reading here. Everything from…

Hey, if you want to take to the water with with something that almost floats, I won’t stand in your way. 

For most people, “almost floats” means “sinks.” 

Once you get a taste of that attention you’ll do anything to keep it.

These cars epitomize the classic Iacocca formula for putting lipstick on a pig. Hell, he had the balls to run TV and print ads comparing it to a Benz.

No dice. Even Reagan wouldn’t have wanted to invade this Granada.

Why anyone would want to hand Elon money at this point is beyond me. 

...which means the plaintiffs are looking at a time horizon of years to actually see any $$.

They are like a good neighbor. None of my neighbors want to pay me to fix my house or car either.

If State Farm had started out accusing her of insurance fraud (upgrading her policy and then offing herself) instead conveniently forgetting that she’d upgraded her policy and actually paying out on the lower policy, then I’d agree.  But they actually paid out on the old policy and only later changed their story to…

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