My hunch for the 3rd door being on the driver’s side was from the number of people who never use the back seat for anything other than a storage shelf, if you have stuff you want to put back there that is not people, you would like to not have to walk around the car to easily put that stuff in and take it out. 

Gotta be rich to afford to heat hot water.

This would be such a cool car to have for $2000... AND if it was a manual.

I like how you asked my how I came up with a wildly inaccurate statement, asked me if I read the article, then repeated the exact same statement back to me like you’re correcting me. That level of self-awareness is hard to teach.

The price of meat and fishdoes not accurate reflect the cost to produce it; those externality costs are passed-through to the commons (the oceans and the atmosphere) and groups outside the supply chain (native subsistence farmers).

We already have two classes of people though - people who can afford nutritious food and those who can’t (I think the meat/not meat distinction is not particularly relevant today, though I understand its classist cultural history). Not just monetarily afford, but also afford from a time and access perspective. I think…

Is there actual proof of that? Cause, that’s not how it works. Your skin, which is made of dead cells, constantly sheds off from the cells growing beneath it. Within a few days weeks it will be shed from the scalp.

The original was, of course, “There’s nothing in the rule book that says an elephant can’t pitch!”

And the sad part is according to the article, she's a teacher...DREAD

This smells like a case of not reading labels

“Nowhere in the rules does it specifically say that a dog can’t play basketball.”

I am wildly confused by this whole situation. She says it’s been a month since she glued her hair down, but it’s still sticking flat to her head? In a month has her hair not grown at all? Has her scalp not shed any skin flakes? Shouldn’t she have a weird slick helmet on top of new growth and dandruff?

i think i missed it, did she do it on purpose? like, had it not been gorilla glue would she had put any other brand of spray adhesive in her hair? on purpose.

What legal options? This smells like a case of not reading labels or Googling product first -before- using it. In other words, this shit is all on her, because GG has been on the market for well over ten years now, if not longer and makes clear that you don’t use it for anything you don’t want stuck forever.

It’s still a 1987 325is with 300k miles on it no matter how much repairs and modifications you do to it.

Silly goose. Don’t you realize being contrary is what generates the clicks?

While this is the car they lent to Road & Track, Chloe had almost no wheel time in anything bigger than a go cart. She apparently had minimal practice time in a car to prep for the run.

Principle. Spell check is hitting the meth pipe this morning as well heh

being a competent driver

Why do I have to scroll through 3 pages of The INVENTORY stories to get to the very first Jalopnik story on the Jalopnik homepage?!