Hard to believe you were paid for this drivel. Is this humour? Were you on deadline for anything, absolutely anything?

I’ve never seen so many free range commas in one place

Have you ever used it? I had it and they would only pay for transportation to the nearest dealer. The dealer was 4 miles away, my go-to guy was 18 miles away. Turned out my preferred shop was $70 of my money away.

Do you have an editor that knows the difference between plural and possessive?

Why is the horsepower ‘equivalent’?

It’s not false equivalency, the threat of jail and foster care was meant to intimidate and cow the family.

Apparently you’re not as memorable as you’d like to think you are.

They had her e-sig on the credit app. and could then use it to sign anything.

He won’t always be gray, but you’ll always be a cunt.

New cars don’t have a ‘title’, they have an ‘MSO’, which is used to obtain a title in the state in which it is first sold at retail. A new vehicle can be shuffled among dealers without titles being necessary, as it doesn’t have one.

You can buy a medallion for about $400K, the problem is R.O.I. with all these ‘disruptors’ undercutting you until they drive you out of business.