Why do “people” like you get on the internet bypass the article and google and ask dumb questions like this. Hell, his occupation is listed in his damn name.

FOUR dollars??!? They’re five here. I need to move.

Someone once argued with me that lactating women shouldn’t have any objections to pumping in bathrooms because “milk is just a bodily secretion like urine or poop anyway.” I was a decade away from motherhood at that point, but I still wanted to mix poop in his cereal and see if he continued to believe that milk and…

About 15 years ago I was on the subway and saw a random distant acquaintance from college. The subway was packed and since we didn’t know each other at all well, I didn’t bother trying to say hi. She had seat and I was standing a little ways away. She took out a brown bag of take-out food, opened one of those little pa…

This is just a point of clarification:

I attended college in Virginia in the 1990s with white people. This does not phase me as it is par for the course for “Virginia gentlemen.” Virginia Republicans are going to try to make hay out of this, but please understand that this is the party that 1) nominated a white supremacist for governor *last year*, 2)…

I read this a half dozen times.

Let me alleviate your fears and say that no one their right mind goes through two trimesters of pregnancy and then is like “actually I don’t want a kid.” Every single abortion that happens in the third trimester is out of medical necessity. Every single one. And no state in the US allows for late term abortions if…

Even if I were the victim of an attack, there is no way I’m handing my phone over to the police and that goes doubly so for a celebrity. Just consent to release of your call records from your cell provider, but there’s no need to hand over your phone for who knows how long giving them access to everything in it,…

Cardi B is well-versed in political history, which, in this environment, is better than anything most political operatives know.

Roger Stone, alive, compares his treatment to that of Osama bin Laden and Pablo Escobar, dead.

Or SCUTUS justice.

We had a Halloween wedding a few years ago, AND I was pregnant, AND it was not dress up/theme. Fuck. That. At least give me something to be entertained by!

This^^ My parents have an NYE anniversary and guests I know who attended routinely say it was their best NYE ever, even when they’re not trying to just be nice. Everyone is out partying anyway, a lot of people will be in their hometowns for the holidays already (cutting down on travel costs) and for the bride and groom…

But what I really want to talk about here is the scourge of New Year’s Eve weddings. I haven’t actually had to attend one yet, thank god, but increasingly hear of family and friends doing so. What the hell?

Not clear why Edgar Allan Toe here is only being charged with carrying a concealed firearm when he clearly had it out in full view with the intention of menacing those kids. Do they not have laws against brandishing in Florida?

Hmm...I wonder what Kendall Jenner did with that $250,000 she was paid to post a single Instagram promoting this clusterfuck? She certainly didn’t donate that money to all the people who got screwed over, like this woman. For shame. Same with all the other celebs/influencers who got paid to promote this.

The “Jamaican guy” isn’t Jamaican. He’s Bahamian. As in, from the Bahamas where the failed event took place, and where hundreds of other Bahamian’s, not Jamaican’s were not paid for their labor. Not all islands in the Caribbean are Jamaica. 🙃

I would disagree. He enabled this chicanery just like everyone else.

I’ve noticed. :/ I now always specify the type of gin I want, which allows me to make sure I definitely get gin, without technically dignifying this new and unacceptable state of affairs.