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My father dated Ruth Bader in [James Madison] high school. Of course, he went on to meet and marry my mother (now married 63 years), and she went on to marry Marty Ginsburg.

Folks, if you’re going to be calling 911 on people of color for absolute malarkey, please remember to look your best. We live in a time where everyone has a high definition camera in their pocket.

Good point that also shows how race is the actual costume for these people. They were not dressed as Beyonce and Jay-Z. They were dressed as racist, Black caricatures. 

Allow me to phrase it in a way the “respect the troops” crowd can understand:

Beyonce is also kinda light-skinned. Why the fuck would white people need to do blackface to look like her in the first place?

Yup. Both truck driver and cab driver are higher on the list which implies the cop part of the job is safer than the driving to the cop part of the job.

Not to mention the vast majority of those fatalities are due to traffic incidents. 

Get a water bottle PLEASE for all that is good and holy. Don’t NYers always boast about their yummy tap water?

I’m betting that this is all SponCon.

I also fully support the execution of willfully obtuse pissants; where do I move for that? 

It’s not that they don’t understand, it’s that they have seen, over and over again, that it doesn’t matter. White people are protected from consequences. And then, if/when they lose their jobs, it just becomes another grievance that Trump can promise some bullshit pie-in-the-sky “solution” for that blames “them,” and

Wow. What? Damn. Fuck him.

Guy cheats on his wife multiple times, gaslights her repeatedly, causes her to go insane and possibly relapse. While his ex-wife is in the middle of a mental breakdown because of his dishonest and cruel behavior to her, she tries to recapture her youth with a “sexy” rendition of national anthem. Everyone laughs, Jimmy

You immediately loose all credibility when you insert the phrase “real man/men” into any conversation.. (doesn’t matter what age/gender/race/religion you are.. that’s an instant -50 points right there)

I may spend my entire weekend watching this. Please send help.

I haven’t weighed myself in 16 years. Not since I started treatment for anorexia nervousa.  And once I successfully completed treatment, I refused to look back.  It feels fucking fantastic.  I have no idea what the number is. 

Does anyone still want to defend this fucking clown? Even if he has a point practically speaking (he doesn’t) this is so fucking tone deaf (and that’s putting it nicely) that I cringe to think of the stupid shit he will say on the campaign trail.

To send tips, send them to:

Believe me, I know coverups! I do the best coverups, look at my hair, it’s amazing.”

Don’t worry: the president is committed to protecting you from the menace of people making personal life choices that affects literally no-one else.