I always feel sorry for the drivers when I see them on the street.

Soon to be the most often used comment in America: We fucking told you so.

Ah the apocolypse proof cybertruck. You know unless it rains, there’s a puddle, a small stream, dirt and/or grass, an update, or even a light fart.

This is irrefutable logic. 

We all kind of do in a way. She owned that role so very well I thought.

Starred just cuz I used to have a crush on Jenna Fischer.

How is that Michelle Obama’s fault?

Pizza is also a currency. Ever have friends help you move? Pizza (and beer) works in lieu of pay. Pizza is better than a meal, it is superior.

They have Shakey’s in other states, even in Japan I recently learned. And they’re right, pizza, mojo potatoes, and fried chicken = meal.

You must also be an alien. 

This take is really good.

Yeah when I got to that part of the article where she said you only eat pizza with more pizza, the first thing that popped into my mind was eating it with wings.

Wine. Red wine goes with pizza. If you can pair a wine with it, then it’s a meal. Done.

99.8% is an extremely lowball estimate

I watched some food documentary a while ago. I have no idea what it was called. But they spent some time talking about how Michelle Obama’s original plan to make school lunch healthier was great and then a bunch of special interest groups got in the way. They basically shifted her focus from healthy foods to a focus…

Pizza is also a currency. Ever have friends help you move? Pizza (and beer) works in lieu of pay. Pizza is better than a meal, it is superior.

Pizza is round. Steering wheel is round. Pizza=car stuff. 

You eat pizza with wings.   Or if you’re in So Cal at Shakeys, potato wedges.