Please, please, please tell me where I can collect these supposed Big Pharma paychecks I’ve been earning.

I previously wrote “Zicam reformulated their swabs, but they still sell a nasal spray that contains zinc.” A Zicam PR person reached out to say:

If I told you I waved a magic wand over my kid’s head and that alleviated his teething discomfort, would you believe me? Or would you say that maybe it got better on its own (since kids don’t teethe forever)? Or that I as the believing mom interpreted his actions in a more positive way? Or that maybe he picked up on…

Thank you for this.