“Whipped cream” ≠ Cool Whip.

I would love to go solar, but sadly, I don’t think my roof has a large enough single contiguous southern face.

Got a version of this for dealing with a significant-other? Somehow, I don’t think smiling at them and saying, “It’s been so nice talking to you,” would actually go over all that well, especially if you live together.

I have one of those doorframe pullup bars, but I’ve never used it because I can hear the wood doorframe creaking the moment I put any weight on it. Don’t want to damage my house.

I guess I can always use the overhead wiring rails in my company server room, they are very sturdy.

Did he go super-Saiyan, or something? His hair is WAYYY too yellow. Blond ≠ yellow.

I just find it interesting that they had “Before” and “After” embroidered into their floor mats.

Do you find that your drinks are a bit stronger or an otherwise more generous pour?

I have one that is supposed to turn on automatically when high humidity is detected, but it seems to just turn on every few minutes all on its own regardless of the shower being run. I live in a very arid climate, so I know it’s not turning on from ambient humidity.

I’ve backed ten projects on Kickstarter, and I have yet to have one that didn’t deliver. I will say that one didn’t deliver quite the product I expected to receive, but it still performed the purpose for which it was designed.

Laundry. She hangs her shirts facing the opposite direction of pretty much everyone on the planet. Also complains when I hang things that should be hung. Hell, early on, she actually cried when I hung her bathing suit. All my stuff gets hung, except socks and underwear, so it’s pretty simple. Her stuff is just too…

My garage door uses a rolling code. The gate to my community is a fixed code, however. I guess that’s just an example of perceived security living in a gated community.

I cannot express how much I want that animated gif at the top of the article for my Twitter header. Too bad Twitter stopped supporting them. :(

My own story from 16 years ago buying a new car went something like this:

The closest thing to this that might be considered true is when they give you the option of:

I really enjoy these kinds of articles. I have the car repair one bookmarked (http://lifehacker.com/5868374/the-ca…) but some of the videos are no longer any good (Youtube account terminated). Any chance at getting the videos replaced, or perhaps an update to that article?

I quit playing midway through Cataclysm. My GF became my ex-GF, and since we were playing and guilded together, and I no longer had a partner to play with, I lost interest. Not only that, but I went to one last BlizzCon in 2011 (my 4th), and when the announcements were made that dumbed down the talents so much, I…

Narrow it down even more by not having kids!

Yes! I have every CAH expansion, and it’s just way too much to shuffle. Good to know I should stay away from those cheap shufflers.

I've always known about thyroid conditions doing it, but PCOS also causes weight trouble? I didn't know that.

I think CNET did a story a while back about using TrueCrypt to create two separate logins for the same user. If you use one password, it gets you into a “fake” environment with stuff you don’t care if people see, but if you use another password, it gets you into your real environment with all your encrypted stuff. The…