"In fact, some scientists believe that outer planets like Neptune and Uranus could have seas of liquid diamond, studded with diamond ice bergs."

After constructing a more complicated human-dolphin language, I'm predicting they'll say, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

I think you could have simply titled this article "Apple Is Evil".

Ba-dum-cha!

Didn't even realize Mark Ruffalo was going to be Hulk #3.

Erm... Wouldn't it have been more appropriate to have actually used an image of the original Macintosh, instead of the later SE model?

I thought that voice sounded familiar, too.

"You're the woman from my dreams!"

"You would have to do it in a vacuum to prove that it wasn't air eddys affecting the FloatCube..."

For some reason, vimeo videos never play for me within Gawker sites, I always have to go out to the reference site.

Let's just hope HPalm doesn't pull this kind of move with their announcement on Wednesday!

RE: USB-powered Heated Hand Warmer: "Your left hand will be so jealous."

Always seemed to me that the only reason they were banned is the almighty dollar. They wanted you to pay to use the phones built into the seat in front of you at outrageous prices, instead of using your own phone for free.

@Everybody: Hehe, I see what you did there!

I blame the Nielsen Ratings company. As Gizmodo and Splitsider recently reported, Nielsen actually bases its ratings on the commercials being watched, not the actual program. This show likely has more actual viewers than Nielsen is reporting on, due simply to the proud geeks out there skipping through the commercials…

I'd much rather watch the iPhone burn for real (and by that I mean collectively). This won't do much more than trigger its water damage indicator!

Well, I had always pronounced it with a hard G for pretty much the reason everyone here has mentioned. I didn't really know it was a controversy.

@tbonesteak: Any relation?

@the_amazing_doug: Wow, now I remember why I never saw that movie.