My biggest (okay, one of my biggest) pet peeve about Tesla is their unrealistic valuation.

Wall Street on Telsa: “They made four dollars! PUMP IT!”

Found their lab.

Before this now many people were concerned that their vaccine was fully FDA approved. I don’t think too many. These non-vaccinating idiots are just looking for an excuse to potentially not feel bad for the day if they are one of the few who get side effects.

100% true. Large ships are the single worst pollution source on earth. There is no way to make these sustainable except maybe using nuclear power or another source of electricity that doesn’t involve burning gobs of fossil fuels in some form or the other. This thing probably still runs on bunker fuel and they just…

May norovirus run rampant among these wankers.

I just want to take a moment to call out the use of the word “sustainably.”  

They probably wont even staff or use the research lab. It’s just there for warm feelings as the rich folks plunk down deposits to escape reality while the world burns.

Lawrence, my man, don’t tell me you swallowed that greenwashing PR BULLSHIT about a 900 foot, bunker-fuel guzzling luxury behemoth being anywhere close to sustainable. There is ZERO sustainability here. ZERO.

Notwithstanding all the marketing puffery, there’s nothing sustainable about this. A half-baked ‘lab’ to study climate change in a giant floating luxury condominium? Complete bullshit.

Furthermore, Njord will feature a professional oceanographic laboratory that will help the scientific and research community tackle climate change and other pressing issues.

Fancy Kristen wouldn’t even get norovirus on this dinghy.

There is nothing sustainable about manufacturing a 200,000gt super yacht for the whims of a couple hundred elites. 

Man are the new Camaros Fugly

The EcoSport exists because someone at Ford said they weren’t making cars any more* and because you need some penalty box to get stuck with at the Budget/Avis/Enterprise counter.

Nope. This happens once a week or so. Likely because Kinja broke. 

I had to do a double take when I opened the page. I couldn’t believe that there wasn’t a slideshow.

Hopefully this article is a sign that the slideshow garbage from Jalopnik has died as well.

In 2017, I bought my first car, a 1966 Ford Thunderbird. Traditionally a terrible choice, but I spent my own money on it, loved it, and was frankly terrified of getting in an accident in a car that has no airbags or shoulder belts and a steering column that could impale me, so I learned to drive it safely. I still…

Honestly, I think in hindsight there was room for both. Make the GT the quasi-attainable 100,000 dollar supercar. Make the GT90 the $500,000+ futuristic hypercar.