Finally demographic tailor-made for me!

As a new IUD-haver this might make it worth it to actually get a FitBit in case I’m one of the lucky few who ends up with no period and no easy way to know I’m not preggo every month.

Great, now even my COLON has to effing sparkle on my wedding day.

Are you kidding me, Rubes? I’m from Calgary. Pancakes for 800 is NOTHING. Our PM even takes a turn during Stampede.

This is my favourite. Like, not even so far. I’m calling it early and saying of all time. Giggling in the bathroom at work.

Crazed dictator merkin? Or crazed merkin dictator?

I have a similar cat! I already don’t leave things on the floor so I could add another one without adjustments to my lifestyle :)

That picture of Madonna makes her look like a gremlin that has been doused in water and is about to pop with new gremlins.

Ugh butt sweat. Why I have to always wipe down gym equipment.

Yeah I actually black out super easily unfortunately, it’s one of the reasons I don’t drink much anymore because I want to remember the good times. Some people never black out even when completely wasted apparently.

That’s not Lena, that’s Poot Dunham.

I’ve never thought he was particularly good looking. I guess if we’re comparing him to other lawmakers he is, but I can catch better D that don’t leave me with feelings of shame.

I’m in Canada so it’s not that bad, however dealing with the assistance of of a claims representative made everything worse. I’m lucky that I have a good support system personally because I have no idea how I would do this otherwise! You should be a pillow-toting insurance avenging superhero! I’d help build your lair…

Aw thanks! I think I may source a support group or something. Would be easier without having to deal with the jackasses at the insurance company though!

Oh god he looks like he’s going to eat that kitten. He’s still my MP, glad that I have an indoor cat...

Posh 4 lyfe.

That’s what I’ve been missing so far during my current leave of absence from work due to anxiety... a pillow fort! I’m betting the man friend will be into it. Should probably vacuum my couch first.

I used to say I liked corgis and similar dogs best because they are sturdy with short legs like me :D

I’m on a leave of absence right now and I just finished all of the episodes on Netflix. Definitely helps and counts as self-care! I think my counselor would agree.

I’m always late to the party so I appreciate that you have posted what I would have.