Hey a guy who will buy you Plan B is a keeper. Especially, as in my case, if he goes by himself.

I live in Harper’s riding. I was looking forward to a by-election but sadly he didn’t have a tantrum like Prentice. Still, it’s it’s a brand new day!

Mike Myers should have been riding a zamboni. That is all and I apologize if it has been said before because I have to start making making my own comments and not just replying.

I just made the most disgusted noise I’ve ever made and I live in Harper’s riding and he’s still my MP. Kinja won’t let me make a new paragraph but I will say anyway that I’m a little wine drunk right now because Canada.

I have actually considered eating my lunch in a bathroom stall before but I think everyone already knows I take my shorter breaks in there and I don’t want to be known as TOO weird.

A few years into the show Vern came to the Home and Garden Show in my city. I asked him to marry me during the Q&A. Sadly, even though he said yes I never got that ring. Maybe my next marriage proposal will work out better.

Yup I’ve definitely cut some dudes loose immediately after the first kiss. Well, mentally and then let them down later. If it feels like you’re choking me with your tongue? No bueno, will not ever go out with you again.

I’m really glad there’s no one with me in the lunch room right now to have heard the strangled whimper that just came out of me due to reading your comment.

I’ve joked about writing bad yelp reviews for weddings I’ve been to, but like... I wouldn’t actually do it!

I’ve been thinking about it for a while, so I just donated on behalf of Mr. Chaffetz.

Oh no now I’ll never never get to marry a misogynistic prick! Going to cry myself to sleep right now.

I want to email this to my entire office and say this is why we check over your expense reports so stop complaining! Seriously. There’s a reason, jackasses. You are not special and do not deserve special accommodations because you think you shouldn’t have to play by the same rules ajdccommodationss everyone else.…

I picked it and got Huckabee.

I’m Huckabee. This is essentially the worst day of my life.

Doing something like this at my workplace would be wrong... right?

Seriously so many people just invite everyone they’re friends with not even considering that shit. I get invites for what I think are raves in Australia. I live in Canada. I’m not going.

Thank you! I’ve slept with a good portion of my dude friends and I used to be a bit concerned about what a potential boyfriend would think. Then I realized I wouldn’t want to date a guy that would have a problem with it.

Bonerman. It’s his secret superhero identity where where he uses his magnificent boner for the benefit of all mankind.

They’re so fun to eat too! Often I choose my food based on on how fun it is to eat.

Yeah I’m the same. Maybe because I’m more nature-oriented than others? I want safe, clean, and preferably including lots of coffee. I don’t understand people who go to the same resort every year and just sit around. Plus, they don’t actually experience where they are.