I feel you. The relationship has nothing to do with me, so I’m happy that my friend has found someone who makes them happy, but excitement? Excited for what exactly?

I used to invite guys over for sushi and watching Ninja Turtles movies. Never failed.

With only two stars you are the unsung hero of this thread.

Yes it seems that every time I read something that makes me cringe in a DB it’s written by her.

The only people that I know that go there are the staff from La-Z-Boy. So... mission accomplished?

My cat only likes the kinds that contain at least one kind of fish, she’s definitely into fish more than other animals. The minced is preferable too, so that’s nice because I also find the loaf a bit grosser.

My cat LOVES Natural Choice too. Her favorite kind changes though.

She looks like Genghis Khan. So, home run if that’s what she was going for.

I got bitten by a dog in Ecuador and had to get rabies shots, so unfortunately I also have bad memories. I think I will go back eventually with more money so I can be a bit safer.

As a test for all future potential dating partners I tell them a story of how I yelled “Abort all the babies!” when really drunk when walked into a hospital-themed haunted house. It definitely culls some douchbags.

I wish I had a crying room as well. I found out at 9am one day that a coworker who had been with the company less time than me had gotten promoted and kept having to go to the bathroom because otherwise would start crying at my desk. For the whole day because I couldn't get a proper cry in.

Chiming in a bit late to say that Channing Tatum looks like a chimney sweep. Like, was it a weird Magic Mike routine or something?

As a current crazy cat lady I take that defeat quite personally. NEVER FORGET.

Sadly I live in Harper's riding so I have no effect on anything, but I'm with you!

So you're saying I'd make an awesome supervillian... I need to rethink my career plans.

Woo, INTJ represent! Wait... why are we shifty?

Thanks for the nightmares!

I feel dirty for watching this while my cat is sleeping next to me.

My cat likes to rub up against boxes but she has never sat in one. She does, however, like to sit in suitcases so I guess she's not entirely defective?

I have a spare room but I live in Calgary...