I love Agent Cho on The Mentalist so much! He might be my favourite part of the show.

I already eat oatmeal every morning and don't plan on getting married. I am assuming that I will live to 100 now!

I've had the opportunity of being part of a Spencer Tunick shoot (Sydney Opera House) and it was an amazing experience. You can't pick me out of the crowd, as we were thousands of people, but I imagine the energy and general vibe was very different than at one of these twatwaffle's photo shoots.

Points for "beans" reference.

You made me have a snort/giggle attack. Well played.

Nah everything turned out okay. I just felt like a really gross person and it's nice to know it happens to others!

"No one reminded me!"?! WTF? I'm assuming she's a grown ass woman with the ability to remind her goddamn self. What a shithead.

When you buy a car do you tell them Lanny sent you?

I've totally had that happen! Except dude didn't tell me and I discovered it days later due to weird smell and difficulties peeing. It was like peeing with a tampon in that's riding low, when it feels like you have to push the pee past the tampon.

My sister used "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit the Frog as her father/daughter dance song. It was freaking adorable! She might get mad at me for posting it here if it becomes a trend, but I am forever grey...

Do you happen to have a citation? I would actually like to read more about this, I'm not calling you a liar :)

DO THEY SHIP TO CANADA???!!! IS THERE AN APP??!!

Sounds like cyclone Tracy in Darwin. I've been there, definitely an eye-opening experience. The cyclone completely destroyed the town. They also left the remnants of at least one of the buildings in its original place to show the devastation.

Except for last December! That shit was brutal for a couple weeks. Snow AND minus 30?!

I just gotta say... It took potentially all of my willpower to stop watching that GIF.

Oh yeah I definitely discovered it when I was working as a stripper. It wasn't just the seats for me though, club by club it varied how much I would get depending on how dirty the stages were. Really gross to think of how often they did not clean those.

Totally thought at first this said Avril Lavigne.

This is the first time I've actually been so upset that I legitimately cried. I knew it could happen but it always somehow surprises me how people constantly vote against their own interests and are stupid enough to buy into what the GOP sells them.

I was like a zombie for the next day and then recovered!

My favourite so far has been "madturbate," which has made its way into our usage now. Madturbate: to masturbate when angry to relieve stress.