My cramps woke me up on Monday night! That was the first time that had actually happened to me, as usually I have daytime cramps. I had to find mess and warm up a heating thing :(

I got the flesh-eating disease plush from a friend and carried it with me backpacking around many countries.

I was on a tour bus in Australia and had to listen to nothing but Jack Johnson for days. DAYS. My iPod was broken and we were listening to other people's over the bus sound system and this one woman kept playing Jack Johnson. Over and over. It would change to something else and I would be overjoyed. She would get…

This is actually really good timing. My ex recently pushed his way back into my life after I stopped talking to him over a year ago. I've decided I shouldn't be friends with him because of his issues with me. Reading everyone's comments, he does seem to be a narcissist and somehow I'm the only woman who has gotten…

Oh my god yes, thank you! Every time I hear someone talk about eliminating carbs I have a tantrum in my head. Especially if they're just following some random diet that they heard about from a friend. Talk to a doctor! Or nutritionist! Or something!

What crazy tailwinds do you get? Four hours by my experience!

Calgary on Jezebel! Represent!

You made me snort! This is why I have to read all the comments on all the articles and Jez takes over my life. I hope you're happy now!

I've got a cusp too! But on a different tooth. Very obvious though. Apparently I was big news when I started going into my current dentist. All the hygienists would mention it for years.

When I was living in New Zealand McDonald's had a breakfast bagel sandwich with guacamole and it was DELICIOUS. Not sure if I would trust it for regular consumption, as it would have to be available for many more hours than just the breakfast menu. Seriously, Oceania has way better McDonald's, although up here in…

We have Ricoh printers at work and I totally sing that in my head multiple times a day!

I've been asked that too! But I was only 22. And to be fair I do look really young when I fly because I dress down and don't wear makeup.

Yeah I've had a similar system in every all-you-can-eat sushi place that I've been to. Maybe because you're actually ordering it piece by piece rather than choosing from the big pans of already made food?

That made me snort-laugh and I scared my cat!

That actually sounds like some serial killer shit right there... like it would be featured on Criminal Minds.

Me too! My nose may be cute but it's not very practical :(

I LOVE YOU DOUG!!

I HAD THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY BECAUSE OF YOU! I hope you can live with what you've done.

I feel like she would constantly be accidentally responding to catcallers, not realizing she didn't know them.