I'd just change my legal name to my username!

As a Canadian the best part of the show is all of the Canada jokes. I think it was HIMYM that joked about how Canadians are afraid of the dark? My English friend tested that theory on me.

I'm not really active on Pinterest so I read it as "sob lessed" every time!

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING!

The book wasn't as bad as the movie, they changed some things around that took it from a bit of a stretch to completely unbelievable in the movie.

Me too! I believe I've seen you mentioning you're an Albertan (not creepy, I swear!) as well. I wash my hands an insane amount due to my frequency of using the bathroom, so if I don't moisturizer for a couple days during the winter my hands will definitely crack.

Am I the only one who thought "Buffy should've gone to Northwestern, she would've shut this shit right down!"

You, ma'am or sir, are a true hero! (No sarcasm, I promise! The shirts in this article almost made me throw my laptop at the wall)

NO PANTS PARTY! An Obama victory definitely calls for a no pants party. Or maybe that's just for us who have the many bottles of wine due to our nervousness from this election?

At home alone watching Brian Williams and drinking wine. I'm really nervous, even though I live in Canada. I have some extra couches for refugees, but I can only marry one person for my citizenship.

I vote absentee in NC! Which means my vote might actually be counted again this year. I know it was counted in 2008.

Brian Williams is always hot. And he keeps saying the word "coy".

And wouldn't the charities know how to stretch the money donated to get more out of it? They purchase things in massive amounts and probably get bulk discounts that come with those amounts, so if you donate the amount that you would otherwise spend on the goods you would donate it will actually go farther.

OH MY GOD I WILL BE DRINKING ALL THE WINE TOMORROW. I voted absentee from Canada weeks ago, but I'm really freaked out and worried. I apologize to the rest of Calgary for the temporary wine shortage that will occur tomorrow night.

Oh no, is your dog okay?!

Up the Bum: No Babies!

Dude, I live in Alberta. There was an op-ed in my paper saying that Canadians should support Romney.

That would totally freak me out. I went to drama camp with his daughter when I was 11 or 12. He came to our performance at the end wearing a suit.

Don't worry, I totally get you.

I second the proudest.