Nooooo don't send them here! It's bad enough already.

I love my socialized health care! That is all.

They have poutine everywhere in Canada! Even in Alberta. I suppose she could mean traditional poutine instead of the fast food variety.

YES. The gravy is important. I tried to make poutine myself once when I was living in Sydney. The gravy was terrible, therefore it was a terrible fake poutine experience. It made me want to cry. Having fake, horrible poutine is worse than no poutine at all.

I wholeheartedly agree! I pretty much would read every article on Jezebel and sometimes all the comments as well. After I didn't have internet for a few days, or didn't have time to read Jez for a week, I would go back to the last article that I read so that I didn't miss anything. The day there were no comments…

I was there a couple months ago and my tour guide joked about that, saying that maybe George was really into "YMCA".

I saw him a couple months ago! I left Ecuador yesterday and I'm waiting to be accused of being responsible for his death.

Do Irish nachos = waffle fries? Because waffle fries are the shit.

I am the same! I got new passport photos taken and the photographer kept telling me to not look angry. That's my natural expression! Not sure about the US, but in Canadian passport photos you're not allowed to smile.

I used to be really good with names, but have become really terrible. I think it's from all the backpacking and meeting fifty bajillion people and not knowing if I'm going to have a ten second conversation with them or if we'll be together for a week. So I think my brain has just stopped trying to remember until it…

I have a friend that used to work at Starbucks who told me he would give decaf to obviously pregnant women even if they didn't ask for it. I would go apeshit.

I normally live in Calgary, by storage I meant bedroom closet!

April or May is the best time to buy winter stuff! As long as you have space to store it, that is. Plus, you actually never know when you might need a warm jacket. Snow in June! June!

I used to use the Sally Hansen stuff when I was working as a stripper, and sweat definitely makes it come off and go streaky! It would probaby be okay on just your legs because you won't sweat there that much, though. That being said, the darker tones can make hair darker. The women that I worked with who used it…

My best friend does and she's 29. She says the sex tips really work.

My best friend reads it and she's 29. She actually referred to it as "The Bible" once. I just sat and stared at her. That made her think that I didn't know what she was talking about, when really I was just flabbergasted that someone I was friend with actually read Cosmo. She apparently tries all their sex tips…

I ate so much sand as a baby that my mom had to stop putting me in the sandbox. Seriously, she would change my diapers and it would just be SAND. I have a pretty awesome immune system though.

I am like this as well. And if I'm unable to get an aisle seat, I'm pretty much hooped if the person next to me goes to sleep. For a short plane ride it's fine but for long haul flights? I don't want to have to either crawl over people or wake them up.

Your co-worker needs to be more respectful of YOUR beliefs! Unless you've expressed an interest in discussing her religion with her, she should leave you alone. You've obviously made it clear that you're not interested and a respectful person wouldn't push it. I don't care if anyone thinks they have a direct line…

And it can actually be quite difficult to find shorts for girls that would be the appropriate length. I don't wear short shorts and I find it impossible to find shorts that I will wear outside of board shorts. And even those are difficult to find knee-length unless you go to the men's side of a swimsuit store.