If it were up to me, you would all be welcome!

I dunno, I personally wouldn't classify that view as "spectacular", but maybe that's just one shot of a panorama? Or maybe I'm just spoiled by all my nature. Nature makes the best views. Plus, I feel like any view from a Trump anything would be spoiled by knowing you're in a Trump something.

This used to happen to me as a child, whenever I had to do something in front of the whole class that was anticipated. Like, a presentation or when we were going around in a big circle for a game or answering a question. Once I knew I would have to give a response, my body would do this for the few minutes it would…

Oh Jose... I'm pretty sure anyone can give anyone advice about anything, but that doesn't mean that it will be GOOD advice.

Cool Whip out of the container! More delicious, but sadly far less fun.

I did that too! Although my double take was fairly lame and probably far less hilarious.

Seconded. I think that only one of us would leave that dinner alive.

Dear lord, Joe Manganiello as a firefighter! Now he only needs to jump out of a cake dressed like that for my birthday and I can die happy. Muscles... muscles everywhere... hyperventilating. Need a cold shower.

They're the perfect Canadian couple! I loved that kiss.

I had a few Indian roommates when I was living in Perth and until then I had never even seen cricket highlights. We were watching the sports news and one of the Indian roommates stopped while walking by to watch the cricket part. Not able to understand the scoring system I asked if his team did well. He responded…

Fuuuuuuuck. I would have started throwing shit. That's absolutely ridiculous! What's the point of even offering it if you won't give it to someone when they need it? Paying out of pocket is better than ending up pregnant and paying for a child or for an abortion, but what if you hadn't been able to afford it? …

WHAT?! I've taken Plan B three times and each time they told me to take it ASAP because the sooner you take it, the better it will work. And best within the first 24 hours! What the everloving fuck?!

I'd cry over a TenderCrisp chicken sandwich. Anything else from Burger King, probably not. Well, maybe I would sniffle over their chocolate pie thing if I was feeling particularly sensitive.

I don't often get bro-zoned, but I do think that I get slut-zoned. As in, casual hookups okay (including friends with benefits) but relationship? Hell no! Often I prefer it that way, but it's a problem when someone I actually want to date shows up and I've slept with all my guy friends or all of his guy friends...…

Right ON. If I posted gifs, it would be slow hand clap all the way!

YES. I ended up on a very fancy date dressed like a complete slob when a friend decided to try to date me. Definitey did NOT ever want to be on a date with him. Never talked to him again.

This! I completely get you. I liked the book and the movie was terrible. However, I tend to be unsatisfied with pretty much any movie made from a book. Or TV series. If I liked the book, I don't want them to change anything in the movie. So I've started just not seeing rom-com style movies made from books.

Seriously! I sat at my resort restaurant in Ecuador today for an hour and a half with my menu before I got up the balls/ovaries/whatever to actually go up to someone and ask to order. Now, some people just come to sit on their computers for the wifi but normally they notice when you have a menu or come up and offer…

Birkins always make me think of Gilmore Girls, when Rory has no idea what it is and her grandmother is scandalized that she would want to put her laptop in it.

This! Anything like that should only be done because it actually means something to you.