Yes, many things are definitely better than pee-soaked clothing. Especially when camping, as you don`t necessarily have the facilities to wash said clothing! Logs it is!

When I was 11 or 12 I accidentally killed the class pet. Possibly the most scarring thing that has ever happened to me. It didn't help that I got teased about it for years.

Old maid high-five! I freaked out about turning 27, 26 felt like still mid-twenties, while 27 feels like late-twenties. I'm still on one of my post-uni-graduation backpacking trips. I graduated in 2008.

Isn't that painful due to the bark on the log? And there could be ants. But actually, this does sound intriguing. Definitely a good way to avoid peeing on your shoes when you have to pee in the forest while drunk. Although maybe I would just end up falling backwards and into my pee stream.

She's pretty much the reason that I opened a Twitter account. Her and Paula Pell.

Jane Lynch seems like so much fun! I want her to be my cool aunt.

Dude, I thought we lost our citizenship if we didn't know anything about hockey!

"Birth control doesn't implant a tiny anthropomorphic sledge hammer into a woman's cervix that sits there giggling maniacally, waiting for a fertilized egg to come along so it can smash it."

At first I thought it said that America was first introduced to the couple on Dateline and was like, oohhhhh, THAT'S how this happened!

Seriously, why would anyone choose to fuck with Cher?

Mythbusters totally busted that. I doubt, however, that even they could possibly polish The Donald.

I love it too! Especially because they actually included a woman who doesn't want a man of any type in her vagina.

I would totally feel like Oprah. And YOU get Plan B! And YOU get Plan B! EVERYBODY GETS PLAN B!!!!!!

Makes me want to buy all the Plan B I can in Canada and drive down and hand it out like candy...

Plus, it's not as if he NEEDS to work. I mean, sure, he probably wants to, but he doesn't need the money. If I were in his position and were closeted, by his age, I'd be like, fuck it! Unless his wife and other family don't know.

That is my new go-to phrase for when I have to take a dump.

Princess Cimorene, FTW! My third grade teacher read the first book to us and then me and a few of my friends starting dressing up like her at school because she was so awesome (the character, although my teacher was awesome as well). She was a badass.

Favourite pickup line that I've gotten: "You have really nice canines." As in teeth.

Did you get "Here Comes The Rain Again" by Eurythmics stuck in your head?

I would say not even a dining room table, like an end table or something. Seriously. She ruins everything. Like on Gossip Girl when her character constantly has all these men swirling around her. I don't understand! There's nothing interesting there! At least Blair is evil. Serena has nothing! NOTHING!