We had egg hunts in our house when I was growing up. Problem was that often they were hid too well and sometimes we would find eggs that were hidden the past Easter or the one before, either during the hunt or randomly throughout the year. The only way to tell was by the candy that was inside.

Definitely a great alternative. Fingers are bendy!

HOCKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

This totally makes me want to throw tampons at unsuspecting menfolk. Although, could be considered assault?

I didn't know this was a thing! Bucket list.

An engagement puppy! Much better than a diamond.

Is there a "free, unlimited birth control unicorn" meme? Cuz there should be.

The best was "Lures & Jigs". The best. Ever. "I've got a keg... of worms... and phytoplankton!" And the song. I've been known to sing it for no reason other than that it's awesome.

I, personally, endorse the development of NOT LIVING IN A ROCK WITH A HOLE IN IT. Not to say that I'm an anti-rockist, but I feel that we deserve the ability to choose rock or no rock. Also, I almost snorted in the office.

Ack, I hate wind! Maybe for a summer trip. How is Strathmore? I don't think I've been there either.

Long Island Iced Tea is the most dangerous drink ever. Especially in pitcher form.

I hate trying to type on one! I tried to use a friend's and almost threw a tantrum because I couldn't hit the right keys. Text messages from my dad usually contain one word because it's so frustrating for him to use.

Everyone always forgets about Mick Mars.

The first thing I think of is "Holy shit, how can I get my arms to look like that?!"

OR they're beautiful but they don't know it, with a best friend who is gorgeous and always gets the men so the main character doesn't understand why a good-looking man would possibly want her instead.

Word. Definitely the way I would go. Tucker Max would have NO idea what he was getting into.

Ah Lethbridge... where Alberta goes to die... Kidding, Calgarian here who has never actually been there.

I love them so much! Non-covered elastics always hurt for me. Unfortunately, my favourite Goody ones have become very hard to find. I like the flat ones, not the round ones. I currently have one remaining flat one.

That caused my eyes to leak. Especially because the firefighter was stroking the puppy with his thumb.

Hmm... would both parents have to be US citizens? It specifies "U.S. citizen-parents". Anyway, it had always seemed strange to me that I, as a Canadian born in the US, could technically be POTUS and many people who have actually lived there forever might not be able to.