But if your kids were born on the moon, they couldn't be POTUS. Only people who are born in the US can do that.

Damn! You got me with that one.

I find that when I think I look the best, I actually get hit on the least. However, if I think that I look like a dirty trash bag, I get hit on more. Maybe it's intimidating?

The prospect of a roundabout turns me into a weeping fetus ball. WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT LANE DO I DRIVE IN?!

I thought he had potential during Breaker High, but at that time I thought the other guys were hotter. Obviously I have been proven dead wrong.

I too consistently enjoy TV better than movies. Movies don't really let me get into the characters as much as TV. I end up not caring about the characters in movies and therefore it's not as good an experience as watching a full season of a TV series.

How sad is it that I totally knew that was a picture of Jason Priestley when I couldn't even see the whole picture, just the hair and the top of his forehead?

Stop gloating about your awesome country! Just kidding, you can gloat away so that I will know which country I should move to.

Gotcha, thanks! Was just very confused about how using self-reported data was appropriate for determining whether or not a pregnancy was too far along for an abortion.

Seriously! You can do so much with it. And I feel like I'm participating way more than in other positions. I've started to like doggy a bit more, but before I couldn't get into it because I just felt so passive.

Yeah but that makes it information coming from the person who wants the abortion, which isn't necessarily reliable... I'm confused as to how they could regulate this. Would they just arbitrarily add on a couple weeks to how far along it looks on the ultrasound? I would think they would be unable to use the date of…

Erm... how do they KNOW when your last period was? They can tell from an ultrasound how far along the baby is, right? But it's not like they're going to demand evidence from the last time you rode the crimson wave. This just seems strange.

You definitely were NOT the only one... Heh heh... cum.

I started getting stretch marks on my chest at the age of 12. Big, ugly, red ones. I was so embarrassed and scared because I didn't even know what they were at that age and was not the kind of kid that would ask my mom about it. It was years before I realized what they were and that other people got them too, my…

We must defend against the tide of anti-sluts! I am totally picturing an epic battle of sluts versus anti-sluts. Complete with slutty armor.

But you could have zebra stripes!

In between bites though, right? Otherwise it would be a choking hazard!

Happy to be ruining religion with my slutty naked fun times outside of marriage. No babies!

Double so for me, due to also being an atheist. Does that mean I have to eat double the amount of babies?

Urkel. His former character on Family Matters was Steve Urkel.