I pretty much never untag myself in photos that other people upload, unless they're entirely inappropriate. I might not look the best but to me those terrible drunken weirdo photos are a part of my life. I like having them and to me people who have those up and don't untag look more fun. That being said, I have a…

Word. Definitely NOT lazy. All the muscles in my body hurt today from missionary two days ago.

Ooh... back scratching. And biting. Yes, I am a tiger. I leave marks. Team Sex!

I may have voted for brownies except that I ended a minor sex drought two days ago and am therefore flooded with a fresh memory of naked fun times. Maybe if I had had a brownie instead things would have been different. So fickle.

We totally do that with my niece! I started it when she was very young and the whole family adopted the method. It's a good way to diffuse some tension when you have to say no.

I wouldn't date the daughter of John McClane! He killed a helicopter with a car.

Ack how did I not know he was Canadian?! I definitely dropped the ball on this one. Unfortunately, he's an Edmontonian and I am a Calgarian. A very sad day because I just realized our love can never be.

Damn! I was hoping no one would notice that I left her out.

On behalf of Canada, I apologize. I also apologize for Nickelback and Justin Bieber. I would also like to remind you that you can thank us for Ryan Gosling, Neil Young, and Margaret Atwood, among others.

I have to choose between ice cream and brownies?! Shit just got real.

You are awesome. That is all.

Totally! That's why I much prefer friends-with-benefits over one night stands now. You get the have the sexy sex casually but you know that you're both going to have a good time.

And sometimes you have to really get to know the other person in bed. The first (or only) time isn't necessarily that great because you haven't gotten to know each other's body and might be a little self-conscious. Sometimes I can form a definite opinion the first time, but usually not.

And anal is a legitimate thing to want to avoid! If you're not sure what something means, in that situation it's better to opt for voicing your concern. It wasn't being confused about her own anatomy, it was a miscommunication in regards to what he wanted to do! If she didn't want anal, then better for her to speak…

Totally. If the other person's not into it, how am I supposed to get into it?

Yes, please! The women that I have worked with as a stripper have not all been stupid, and not all of them have had daddy issues. The proportion that have been either or both would probably be the same in the general population. And some of them run their own "out-strip" businesses in addition to working in a club.…

It's a lot easier, especially when you have something to hold onto! As long as you don't drink too much.

Oh no... now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all freakin' day! I was fine up until the hashtag. Now my brain is lost forever.

I thought the difference was just lighting! I didn't realize that they were showing the new one as well.

Uhhh... she's American and could find work in her own country? Why is the onus on Canada to provide work for a convicted criminal from another country? And yeah, it's not just Canada that does this.