Why would you squash your dick anymore if you’re naked than if you’re wearing pajamas? Everything you said makes no sense to me.

I’m an adult and I still get angry when people say the SNES, Playstation or N64 were better than the Sega systems at the time.

Wow, this changes everything. I’ve been using Tenso for years to forward stuff from Japan. I wonder if everything is able to ship internationally or just games.

This sucks. Despite its problems, I loved the Black and White games and was hoping we would get a new one eventually.

I hope Mario and Sonic at the Rio Olympics has a Dr. Robotnik themed stage where you have to swim through sewage.

If you start hearing “upupupu”, run.

I thought that Seaman 2 couldn’t happen without Leonard Nimoy but now I really want to see a Seaman 2 with creepy little Conan fish.

You pedantic gun people are so boring. Who gives a shit if the definition of an assault rifle is vague. All you’re doing is trying to shift attention.

Get sakura kitkats instead. It’ll probably be more import friendly, easier to get and delicious.

This game is shaping up to be a huge disappointment.

32 GB isn’t even enough for a modern console. In my opinion, the basic is a better buy because you’ll need an external drive either way.

There’s no such thing.

Meowth can talk because he wanted to impress a female meowth and in his attempt to be like a human lost a lot of the things that distinguished him as a Pokemon.

It’s that thing you put underneath your animal’s cage.

It’s not perfect but it’s a pretty good experience. I’ve been playing the second one and it is many times better. I hope it gets localized.

Well, I was going to skip this one but if Jason likes it I probably will as well.

Wow, these are amazing. I hope the price is right. Are they just making Akira and Sarah? I want them all.

I just wanted to say that you’re my favorite perv on Kotaku. Keep up the good work.

But in the case of Danganronpa, the gameplay is mostly slightly animated 2D characters with dialogue. It’s Ace Attorney with waifus, insanity and evil teddy bears.

Why else do you think we all got the internet?