There are a few times I wanted to do this back in the day, you’d be literally sprinting in 110 degree plus summer heat to make your transfer (because either the first bus was late or the transfer bus was early) and the motherfucker would make eye contact with you just as you got close and diesel boost the hell out of…

No, the Waltons from Walton Mountain.

The 2020 Silverado? (Just ignore that Ford emblem)

Here’s the Mitsubishi I bought new.

Congrats! For that, I give you this:

GM is run by someone who came up through HR. This means the HR mentality of fungible human resources is in play more than ever before. There is no concept of ‘brain drain’ in that world. The lower priced employee is the better one because all <insert job title> are the same.

That’s why I have zero sympathy for missionaries. Why not focus on the mess at home instead of using your religion to make the lives of others miserable?

That is not the greatest SUV in the world, no.

“it will still take time to convince truck buyers that it’s possible to be cool even if your truck shares its cylinder count with an economy car.”

The “MPG while towing” is an argument that leads to diesel every single time. Arguing one gas engine versus another is a futile argument with no good answer. If you’re going to complain about towing fuel economy in a gas powered 1/2 ton, you bought the wrong truck. 

They’re blatantly ripping off other manufacturers, you know, like they’ve been doing for decades. If they want our respect, how about they try coming up with some original ideas for once. Hell I’ve seen some pretty impressive concept sketches from random people on the internet, it’s mind blowing that China’s car…

You described my uncle Doug to a T. After many years of driving CR-Vs, he upgraded to some Acura crossover (can’t be bothered to figure out which one) for his retirement car. He is a mid-level manager at a mid-sized accounting firm in a middle class suburb of Ohio’s 4th largest city. He loves sudoku. Uncle Doug is…

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” Arthur C. Clarke

I will consider it a massive missed opportunity if you don’t wire them up to the driver’s grab handle...

Perfect commuter, how big is the gas tank?

“Earlier today, we wrote up Consumer Reports’ latest new-car reliability ranking”

You know, every damn flight we have to listen to a “tampering with a smoke detector is a federal offense” spiel, even though I imagine that happens less and less each year (on US flights anyway). How about a “If you harass or assault a woman on a flight, that’s a federal crime with a mandatory minimum of 10 years in…

Our society is way too tolerant of bs. I think if they could forcibly eject people from flights these assholes would calm down.

Yeah I definitely don’t subscribe to the idea that Wealth = Horrible Greed or that the Strolls are bad people for having money and giving their son an opportunity. They literally just saved an F1 team which is good for the sport, not to mention the hundreds of Force India employees... And I don’t know if we have…

Push on the brakes, suddenly get softer braking because you’re suddenly lighter on the pedal.

Push on the gas, get whiskey throttle because I’m a fat schlub.