A bunch of good points I just wish it wasn’t written in the tone of the modern parent. It’s literally how I would talk to my 4 year old child.

Finally using a differential like the 2008 Evo came with and *now* we can educate people about it....

A Mitsubishi that’s old, yet makes more horsepower per liter than modern cars, no mention at all.

I get your hatrid of them but to them for most “shared resource” conflict’s it is more like this....

After awhile the smell was “Elon-Gone”.

Repeat of the same limp mode failures that kept me from buying a Focus RS after owning 2 Evos.

With the first gen 1800lb All Aluminum Insight.

Somehow I am not impressed by a 9 liter engine and no weight only running 9's.

Does it feel better than a snazzy Dodge?

I wanted to like these but prefer the Evo over these because awd turbo and 4.7 final drive.

Pre-blutec 06,07,08 Mercedes R320 CDI 4-Matic.

Surprised the Lancer Evolution didn’t get any mention because it’s AWD system is different from the STI yet considered better by many.

Agreed on the FA vs EJ. Post was already too long to keep going. But I also would have touched on wrx 5spd being glass and the sti 6 speed holding power too.

Wow I was really expecting to see my trick here. This is the most insane thing but I swear it works.

Mine just showed pictures around the office because at the time I worked downtown in Detroit and he couldn’t show the vehicle off at work because of parking decks and no way to be flashy-mr-cool-guy in the parking lot.

It plays “Say Hello to my little friend” over the speaker system as the truck splits in half to reveal the Zuke was actually the differential.

Shhhh! That’s the upcoming Shelby F950 “Quadly” Earth Mover Edition.

Tactical, the STI doesn’t have a 6 cylinder turbo competitor so it doesn’t get neutered.

Curious how he got to wear a suit in the interrogation video? Wasn’t he arrested by then?

I had one legitimately try the “place a paper over the contract, with a little cut out rectangle exactly over the signature” trick.