The odd thing about The Rock’s movies is that he rarely has any other romantic leads opposite him. He’s had a few movies where he has a wife or ex-wife (San Andreas and Skyscraper), but never does he start single and find a girlfriend later. Rampage is an example of this. In most movies his character and Naomi Harris’…

You sure make it sound like you know what you’re talking about, but man, I really don’t see what you’re seeing. To me, the deepfake version is loads better-looking. It’s in the eyes: the original versions look like they’re out of a video game. They’re oddly murky and don’t look shaped correctly, especially the outer…

Jester’s dead! Woo-hoo!

Yeah, but there’s a certain panache to it. It’s one of the most beautiful lookin’ planes to every fly - that three-pod layout.

Look, we all know there was only one star in Top Gun:

You must have hated Empire then.

Rogue One is awesome. For the fact alone that we FINALLY get to see Darth Vader being a badass makes the film worth it. I can still feel the goosebumps after seeing the hallway scene in the theater for the first time. But its so much more than just those scenes. I will always ride for Rogue One.

Plus Krennic’s amazing line delivery - “oh, it’s beautiful.”

When the X-Wings dropped out of hyperspace over Scariff, I instantly became 10 years old again. I was grinning like an idiot.

The ‘Vader murders everyone in the hallway’ scene is literally what I was waiting for the entire prequel trilogy. The fact that we never got a single scene of Vader wrecking shit with 21st century filmmaking techniques was a war crime on George Lucas’s part.

I don't know if you get the point of this column. 

Kevine Feige is defintely better than his job than Kathleen Kennedy. Her head should roll after The Rise of Skywalker and all the other nonsense about other directors getting a movie or a trilogy or whatever.

Those were actual signal lights they just strapped to her back for no reason? Maybe we would have seen her signal and direct the tie fighter they teased us with in the trailer?

No.

I absolutely love this one.

Me. He made it for me. I’m going to see it.

The Grey 2: The Brown

Is Anthony Hopkins available? And maybe Alec Baldwin could play his frenemy who may or may not be trying to kill him to hook up with his supermodel wife?  

Dude.

Eric Clapton just isn’t the type of guy to inject dangerous, untested substances into his body.