If it doesn’t have a bathroom or tornado-proofing, they didn’t go far enough.

“For $2,000, you got a five-inch unit in a terrible position.”

Wait, rich people are demanding the public transit option they can see rather than the one that lets then ignore the poors? I'm legitimately shocked. 

Have you looked up the actual definition of promiscuous? One of the definitions on Merriam Webster:

I’m honestly surprised it took them a full 4 hours to leave the scene, get back to the station, change back into their uniforms and drive back to the house they just shot at.

Turns out there’s a actually a downside to putting an idiot in charge...

“We can’t wistfully recount old-school sports cars, lament their disappearance amid the onslaught of technology and then complain when successors arrive that are, in a few ways, slightly old”

Cheap, basic, I6 powered half tons.

I’ve positively identified it as David Tracy’s next car.

Shoot, I don’t think I could tell these things from any other manufacturer. They could be a mix of Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, Bentleys, Ferraris, Porsches, Range Rovers, Jeeps and Tatas for all I know.

Gravy SEALs: Meal Team 6.

More like an airport car I’d say.

man, I've done tent camping so many times and it always turns into a mess. Somehow every time I tent camp, it pours rain, and no matter how hard I try to make it weatherproof, we end up sleeping in a pool of water, and there is nothing worse than trying to pack up a soggy tent.

So, the lesson here is don’t worry about the safety of the cops when they are pulling you over. If the shoulder is too small, and they get hit when they come to get your information, then oh well....shit happens.

They make up for it with flat polished stainless steel mudflap attachments so one can get blinded by their own headlights at night.

Can you blame them? It often does just that.

Oh, look a baby Cyber Truck.  It will grow up to be all big and angled.

There’s something wonderfully dystopian about this car. It made me think of a future were “consumer” was just another term for peasant, and we were only allowed to drive these, while our Lords drove BroDozers and could roll over us whenever they felt like it.

Better than Comic Sans