I think washcloths and leg washing are separate issues. I prefer a scrub brush, maybe a loofa.

Two-door sedans also said, “I’m single (I don’t need to haul a family around) but I’m a responsible citizen (not the type of extended-adolescence bozos who drive muscle cars, or tweed-capped old farts who drive sports cars.)” Or it said, “My wife drives the wagon.”

Looks like a giant pinched the middle.

This is why it’s good to have “distinguishing marks” on your body, a.k.a. tattoos. Your name, for instance. 

The Little Mermaid statue in Copenhagen is brown.

Most convertible tops are ugly, regardless of color.

Ford F-series trucks have it. So does the current Silverado. Ram trucks appear to have stick-on embossed tailgate lettering.

I lived in the South for 17 years.

I’m talking about Southern labor in general.

There’s a deeply rooted belief in the South that employees are at the mercy of the bosses—because they are—and that one should do nothing to risk the crappy, underpaid, unprotected jobs they’re lucky to have. So when management threatens to close the plant and move elsewhere (where they can exploit other desperate…

Given the depth of the butt print in the driver’s seat, and knowing you’re not a beefy man, I would wonder about the quality and longevity of the seat foam.

I guess my friends and I are outliers, then. Or maybe we’re not actually white.

Yes, I’m taller when I sit down.

And there are those of us not blessed with conventional proportions. I’m six feet tall with the legs of someone who’s 5'9" and the torso of someone who’s 6'3". If I buy tall sizes, the sleeves are too long. Maybe I should start a brand for men and women named FuckYouFashionIndustryStandards.

Gotta keep out dangerous things, like ideas.

My mother commuted to her teaching job in a Simca. Dad bought it for her so he could continue to commute in his Dodge Polara, as befitting the Man of the Family. I don’t remember having any Lee slacks (with or without side straps) foisted upon me, but I remember Mom complaining the Simca’s heater didn’t warm up until…

I’m pretty certain the happy face is from the surplus parts bin of former partner Mazda.

Nah, I think most graphics on street cars are juvenile.

They could’ve done it without making it uglier. “Let’s take the fairly clean and tasteful lines of the Challenger and add cheap looking versions of the ‘Cuda’s worst design elements. And huge, juvenile graphics.”

It needs the extra power in order to haul around a five-word name.