“...You do what the fuck I tell y’all to do or we get rid of y’all.’”
Aren’t most ordinary jobs that way?

“...more intricate, Baroque...” Just wait for the GMC version.

I long for the smooth, minimalist Silverados of the ‘80s and ‘90s. But pendulums swing. Someday we’ll grow tired of the overwrought Japanese-robot-on-HGH-suffering-from-a-frail-ego look. If we aren’t all turned to stone first.

I’d rather have that Buick.

Someone needs to recheck their geography for the location of Portugal. :D

Blue that’s almost black. Yum.

I used to do the advertising for Clarion’s consumer products in the late ‘80s/early ‘90s.

I learned to drive in my mother’s Dodge Lancer. Four-door, white, black/gray/white interior, 225 c.i. slant 6 engine, push button automatic transmission. We got the Lancer because Dad didn’t like the fake spare tire on the trunk of the Valiant.

My dad had a ‘64 Dodge. Dark blue. Base model without carpeting. It’s what I learned to drive in. I didn’t kill anyone.

Bullshit is usually muddled while the truth is usually clear.

Of course not. That would make too much sense.

Exactly.

Have they searched Amber Guyer’s apartment?

What have they found in Amber Guyer’s apartment?

Lots of low end torque? Maybe the engine will find its way into trucks and SUVs, since that’s where the money is.

It’s the most beautiful car I’ve ever driven. It was only fifteen minutes worth of test drive back in the day, in a dark green one. The evil me wanted it so much, but the good me knew I shouldn’t because I would get in so much trouble. I got an Integra instead.

There are a lot of people who know how to drive a manual transmission. I did for 40 years because that’s what real men did. Then I realized a manual made horrible traffic more horrible.

There you go. All fixed. Remember, spellchecking is only part of proofreading. The wrong word spelled correctly is still the wrong word. (End of pedantic rant.)

...immediately THREW it around the Nürburgring... Past tense of THROW.

I guess your snark detector needs recalibration.