Reading about his decline from Bond villain to middle aged cat lady has been captivating.

And shitty gay porn at that. 30 second clips because he’s too scared to go into PornHub Gay.

i know his hair looks white, but what it really is is whats left over after you’ve killed a rainbow.

Homophobic politicians tend to be some of the most horrific people on the planet - as most of their homophobic legislation is designed to keep control over their conquests.

I see my dad’s first wife and her husband at most holidays. They decided they didn’t want to have a nasty divorce because of my older (half) siblings (and because they’re both very reasonable people). I would say my emotional relationship with them is similar to an aunt & uncle, though I’m closer to them than I am to…

I laughed even though my hand is even paler

Well, as long as you know what you’re doing.

I feel like the phrase, “teeny, tiny bone” is a bit on the nose here.

I assumed something super gay because whenever a homophobe has a scandal, it usually involves secret rent boy assignations.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

You have a lot of intense feelings about these people I’ve never heard of before. Do you know them in some way?

I’m starting to think all fundies are actually gay. Like literally all.

The real problem is the message that if the girl is perfect and beautiful and patient, the monster will turn into a prince. It completely blames the victim of abuse for not changing her abuser’s behavior.

“We’re looking into this- this hurricane thing. It’s a very complex issue. I have always been against hurricanes, even when the New York Times lied and said differently. But we’re looking into it, and I can promise there will be no more hurricanes.”

-develop object permanence

“THE BEAST IS SUPPOSED TO BE SEXY.”

....I...I don’t...huh.

Gaston’s neck is not thick enough.

“Cousins shouldn’t bread.”

“At least he was in a men’s locker room.” That about sums it up.