So what’s the over-under on him having agig at Faux News in about five minutes?

Well, as one of the 4 daughters of a man who retained his sexist attitudes after I was born, colour me not shocked. Becoming fathers doesn’t cure men of sexist attitudes.

Fo real. Because nothing says “we’re bffs” like “fuck you, suck my dick!”

Everything Shailene Woodley does seems to take place within the confines of a middlingly decent, soft focus Hallmark Family picture. I want to be moved but mostly I want to change channels.

Also, his site is a black hole. Takes forever to load and tons of ads and no one FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOU PEREZ

He’s always had a nasty misogynistic thread to his jabs.

didn’t Perez get famous by poorly doodling jizz and coke on celebrity pictures, particularly women? Not terribly upset at the prospect of Angelina suing him. He sounds particularly man-babyish in that message.

yuno goth! mia goth! is shia goth? heno goth!

this might be obvious but does anyone else find “suck my dick” when said by a dude alarming???? like way more aggressive than “fuck you”???

Can we talk about the fact that his name is  JAMES CARTER? There’s already shit in the White House with his name monogrammed on it. C’mon America! 

Yea I didn’t know that until another commenter told me. Luckily Cuban isn’t the only bazillionaire who hates Trump. I’m hoping for a rich people’s gofundme. I’m picturing JK Rowling and and DiNiro Venmoing Warren Buffet a couple mil.

Do Europeans think we are unaware of Nigel Farange, Marine LePen, Silvio Berlusconi? I mean, when someone like Trump comes along, it’s their former leaders we compare him to.

Lol you have the money in your Scrooge McDuck money vault obvs.

Yeah, he’s a fucking terrible garbage person, but Europe definitely has these people, too.

If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.

yaaa thats settles it, he is a feminist

I *love* how they point to us Asians as “model minorities” and use us to show off how America is meritocracy, then turn around to remind us we’re not really “American”.

Our performance-review process also allows for high performers to engage in increasingly larger opportunities at our company, as well as for low performers to be transitioned out.

Campaign manager: “Hillary stop prepping. You gotta Meet voters.”

There’s only going to be one funeral on Sunday and it ain’t going to be hers.