They make adorable babies! JJ is so cute I could die.

“Of course it’s happening inside your head, Harry HerRoyalRedness, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Dumbledore

1D BOMBSHELL: Why Harry Decided to Drop Out of the Spotlight to Spend the Rest of His Life Going Down on Katherine

I nominated him, but Stassa told me I was lucky to make it on the list in the first place and should “shut the fuck up before I gray your ass.”

I’d like nothing better at this point than for HRC to win by >10 points in the popular vote, and then on November 9 for the Justice Department to announce that both Trump and his shitbag son have been indicted for enough counts of tax fraud that they’ll both be in prison until the 26th century if convicted.

This is excellent. I kind of want to do something similar to this- a “birth” announcement upon completion/acceptance of my thesis. It’s my baby, dammit. I’ll obnoxiously post photos of me cradling and staring down at the hardcover bound book, listing all the details like, “she’s a solid 1.5 lbs, 8.5 x 11 inches, with…

Everytime I get sad about this world, adultosaur is there to make it funnier. :)

If I were a woman, I’d read your comment while having female anatomy instead of male anatomy. And the anatomy that both men and women have, I’d have all that too.

#37 is the dudes who like to take their time to explain in the comments how they, men, would approach a situation if they were women. They deserve praise for edumacating women to what the right decision is to do.

This is a perfect example of the damage of the ‘gosh can’t you take a joke’ bullshit. This isn’t a joke, it’s not funny, but Trump will use that line to shirk all responsibility of inciting violence and being a crazy asshole.

god, gabby giffords breaks my heart.

Now taking bets on what date Trump promises that “If elected, I will pardon any person with the guts to kill Hillary Clinton. Mark it down, folks. You shoot her, I’ll pardon you. Believe me.”

It’s a reference to The West Wing.

I was for reals worried about Obama when he first got elected. (Lots of racists in my neck of the woods.) And so far that has not even been an issue, even with some fairly inept secret service. I think, I hope she’ll be ok.

Sarah Palin with her crosshairs map, remember? it said don’t retreat, reload!

Would read, then would watch the Rom-Com adaptation. The Deadspin guys taught the Jezebel women how to love, Jezebel taught Deadspin how to live... or at least how to talk to women.

If only someone had tweeted at Hitler to go fuck himself.

A history of oral with Manti Te’o’s girlfriend:

I can’t wait to read the oral history of this comment!