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“and possibly women’s gymnastics and beach volleyball coz we’re pervy like that” I mean why would men watch women sports for any other reason than perviness, amirite fellas?

I’m Brenda Leigh Johnson and I’m here from major crimes to investigate WHY ARE SPORTS SO BORIN’???*

I don’t watch sports and I’m a woman. Seriously, why are sports events even aired on network tv. They interrupt my reruns of The Closer and Bones. I’m being completely non-ironic here.

It’s funny watching people who are really uncomfortable with gay people try to pretend that they aren’t.

But how did you explain that turban to them?

Today on Ricki Lake: My Large Labia Turned My Boyfriend So Gay He Got Brain Cancer

Unless this is the film, not interested!

I’d bet anything it’s going to be some cheap, not-accurate multiple personality disorder plot twist.

I wondered why it suddenly got so sunny, but now I see where all of the shade went.

America to Philly: Stop turning dumpsters into cities.

Yes, the tender, fragile bloom of masculinity, so lovingly cradled in marketing’s bosom.

Yes! Cats have no sense of urgency. I AM BEING DISSECTED WITH A RUSTY BLADE sounds the same as I AM VAGUELY INTERESTED IN A SNACK SOMETIME SOON.

After banging Daenerys, *potential spoiler for those not caught up* relative status be damned. Besides, now that they’re both Targaryans, it makes even more sense! I know I shouldn’t, but I still want them as a power couple. And then Sansa and Tyrion can find out slowly that now that things have changed, they actually

I was told in college not to do this.... but then again I’m a woman... maybe men are told to do this.... it’s also crazy they say women don’t cite anything. When you get a medical degree you have to write so much you write books! But I guess there’s never been a woman graduate

And Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama sent people to war in 2004. Time is as necessary as facts.

Right - the unintended consequence of his comment is that it sets the responsibility on the woman.

Except that cops are at their jobs. As public servants.

Yup. I don’t think he ever thought he’d get this far, but his megalomania is fueled by it.

He won’t be able to stay away from the cameras. I think he vacillates between overconfidence and a pure belief that he’s the best debater ever and incredible insecurity that he’ll be humiliated. He is going to create all kinds of drama about it though while he flickers between those two poles.

The lack of transparency is very suspect. Body cams are supposed to protect both the officer and the victim. If you’re conducting yourself honorably and lawfully then there should be no issue just like having an independent review board shouldn’t be the scary monster police unions make it out to be. Special operations