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I’m guessing Kanye just happened to be around whoever was actually calling Beiber.

So, a fan has a nice long chat with a friendly international pop star, wants a selfie and the pop star declines because he’s sick, so the fan waits until he’s asleep and then takes a picture and posts it on social media with a gushing commentary? Wow. That is a really shitty thing to do. #thedownsideoffame

I feel like Bieber’s got an issue because I feel fairly sure she’s told Selena Gomez to run far and fast from this douchebag and not look back.

As much as I don’t like Taylor Swift, Beiber is her BFF’s douchebag ex, so Beiber, why don’t you just fucking stay out of this one, alright?

Science academic here.

I’m in the field of mathematical bio. In a cross-disciplinary field, I see this a lot from labs who work on different perspectives on the same project. For example, let’s say a PI designs a new algorithm with a postdoc, proves something about the model used in the algorithm with a grad student, and applies this

I think without the belt it would be pretty cute (like, not my particular style, but cute).

She was also in the Degrassi spoof that was on Kroll Show called “Wheels Ontario,” as the main character Mikey’s mom. Very funny! They’re all on youtube.

Also reminds me how annoyed I get when I see couples in commercials that are obviously in their late 20s early 30s and they have kids old enough to be in junior high school. So you’re telling me this millenial couple not only managed to afford an upper-middle class home, they also started off as teen parents?? Nice.

Did Vanilla Ice become a roadie?

It's beautiful. I can only but embrace the inevitable.

Seriously loved her character on Parks and Rec.

why isn’t kathryn hahn in my living room sharing a bottle of pinot grigio with me tonight

i got in much trouble for citing myself in my college essays. its frowned upon if you cite yourself and hideo kojima in reports.

Seriously. “July”? What the fuck is that? Call it Messidor or Thermidor like a true revolutionary would!

My mom was all mad the other day because apparently people were googling “malarky” (sp?) after Biden used it at the DNC. She was all “kids these days not knowing the slang...” So I asked her if she knew what woke bae meant, she did not.

But the big question is, what street name is going to inexplicably become a popular baby name due to this movie? I vote for Houston, pronounced the New York way.

DEAR HOLLYWOOD,