I think I saw a whole three games with female protagonists at e3. Not bad when you consider only 8,000 games were shown

This show looks 100% ridiculous and 100% like something I would watch.

I think if you say something like this

Alright nerds. Vote for the “president” or whatever lameness. The cool kids will be smoking next to the track.

I feel like the garbage day part is just an homage to Flight of the Conchords’ “Business Time”.

This is why it’s best to wait to die before your correspondence gets published.

the biggest shocker is not one of these emails include Jonny Safs asking to see pictures of Natalie Portman’s feet

everyone should play Pokemon

I call him “sexy little Bob the Builder” but I agree!

And so many great lines!!! So, so many!

AS SHE SHOULD!!! #TeamTaylorForever

Woman writes hit song. Declines to take credit for it until conspiracy theories/obvious logic leads fans/tabloids to the story. Confirms it in one very straightforward sentence because she feels no obligation to protect the fiction she and her ex-boyfriend spun about it. Deserves credit. Did write song.

That’s all right. We can wait.

The Somali Muslim nurse assistants at our healthcare practice have taken to wearing these big gaudy “I LOVE THE USA” red-white-blue beaded bracelets, lest some jingoistic yahoo decide to beat them up for wearing hijab.

i don’t know what to say to her. of course i told her i wouldn’t hesitate to defend her. not for a second.

guys.

Why is his suit all wet?!

I speak for the human race and the lives of all sentient beings

No they’re not. No one even knew what Calvin Freaking Harris looked like before he started dating Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift has been megastar, super famous for six or seven years.