That’s only because your daughter is too young to know that by loving Ghostbusters with girls, she is ruining some nerd’s childhood.

Also: Longer shorts are essential if you have thighs that rub together even a little bit.

Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

No reason to be more ashamed of a tutoring gig than any other type of employment (regardless of what the result was; like, seriously, should Apple store employees be ashamed of working for Apple because they’re implicitly supporting the horrible treatment of factory workers overseas?). Your boyfriend sounds like a…

I wouldn’t be totally shocked if her parents were the ones who put this in her head. Mommy and Daddy were embarrassed that their legacy didn’t hold enough sway with the Admissions Office to get her in so “blame the coloreds” and don’t let her think she didn’t get in because their alumnus checks weren’t big enough.

You know, you gotta do what you gotta do. That’s good money for relatively light work (I’m not saying easy, I just mean, not on your feet all day at some Starbucks or Target.) To hell with your dumb boyfriend, I don’t see why you should feel guilty for providing one more advantage to already advantaged people. It…

BEYONCE IS ALMOST THE SAME WORD AS BENGHAZI!!!11!

Like, his life’s work had been accomplished and he was giving it a standing ovation along with thousands (millions?) of other people. Gah.

Oh lord. I didn’t have those exact outfits, but I had something similar to Blake’s half-shirt over a tank top thing and America’s tank top that’s supposed to remind you of lingerie. Oh, mid-2000s. You sure gave us some embarrassing photos to look back upon.

those are some OUTFITS

First thought: daaaaamn that is some early ‘aughts fashion. The blazer.... The belt..... Everything I would’ve wanted to wear at age 13.

yah my parents are super chill and meeting them has always been such a non issue. ive had to convince so many dudes that it would be totally fine. and it always was.

haha, yea I’m not that evil of a person, lol.

Oh quit your fucking pearl clutching here. Undercover journalism is *always* deceptive. That’s what the word undercover means. We can a sensible discussion about whether or not the value of this particular work makes it worth the risk to the people this woman worked with in North Korea, but protesting on the deception…

Yeah I feel like meeting the parents being a big deal is a very American thing. My mom met my now husband a week after we started dating. It was nbd - just like she'd meet any friend.

Love that Alexis was the only one smart enough to dress pretty timelessly.

What incredible fashion. Holy god almighty.

You ever hear of the saying “you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole; you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”

“...it doesn’t matter which subject it is, you’re a bigot or you’re a racist.”

I’ve had to argue with people to say that it was legitimate sci-fi (it’s set in an alternate future with multiple invented technologies). Funny how male geeks tend to omit female written novels when it comes to “true” sci-fi.