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Any sportscaster who thinks people didn’t see color when they saw Ali should find another line of work. There’s a fucking reason why Jerry Quarry was called ‘The Great White Hope’ when he went up against Ali. Because whenever a black man became a boxing champ, white America lost their shit.

Isn’t being tapped to direct Pitch Perfect 3 enough of a reason not to direct it?

I thought pulling out prevented kids?

Elizabeth got out while the getting was good. Sometimes you need to let the sequel to the sequel go.

I’m thinking Yara’s sexuality is pretty open, she’s like a salty Oberyn in that way. Why choose a beautiful woman on shore leave? Because she has actual boat loads of men to choose from when she’s at sea, curvy women who smell good are what she doesn’t usually have around.

I’ll bet it was that dastardly Mr. Whosaprettyboythen. I never trusted him.

Martin Daniel is a skilled bullshitter but failure to to enlist in the US military when he was of age is black cloud on his character and really means he supports al qaeda

I have twin three year olds and a one year old.

Max wore red! And photoshopped it to look orange because “orange isn’t his color"!!! Outrage.

Is it babysitting?

Are you getting paid?

Then if the babysitters club has taught me anything it’s that no, it’s not goddamned babysitting.

I love Hugh Laurie probably way too much. I’m so happy he is on Veep and back in my life again.<3

I would love to take it up with him.

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

10/10 bureaucrats would prank

No one changes over the course of nearly a decade, silly.

Tell me more about babycakes. Are we talking shredded and fried baby patties, like hashbrowns, or is this more of a bundt cake situation?

Britney’s “smile!” smile is very strange.

Oh ok then he def didn't try to rape her then. Thanks for helping us solve this case.

I really hope he peed on himself.

No, not seriously at all. I’m responding to the statement in the quote from the paper that she grabbed for “a knife that he had brought into the bathroom”. The passive voice makes it sound like IT JUST HAPPENED TO come into the bathroom with him, not that it was a pocket knife customarily in his pocket or anything