:( i cant have my phone at work

yeah k is mean to me. kk.

i love signed texts it’s so presh

WELL DONE. GOOD.

yassssss thats how you know im maaaaaddd

i punctuate so infrequently in casual digital conversation that sudden punctuation is easily identifiable by my friends of meaning im mad.

no

‘youre welcome america’ is one o the best things i have ever watched. laughed so hard it hurt.

a fine fellow.

im 30 and i’m ‘not allowed’ on a motorcycle.

TRAMPOLINES ARE DEATH TRAPS

GOD I WANT 1998932 MORE DETAILS AND FOR YOU TO HAVE A SHOW ABT YOU

can i rent you for a movie night because you’re the biggest most powerful projector i have ever come across

SOMEONE TATTOO IVE READ BELL HOOKS ONTO MY BODY

I WENT THRU ALL OF THE MOTIONS TO TRY AND GET GIRLS TO FUCK ME AND IT DIDNT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too.

HT workers have been by far the nicest and most helpful store ppl i have ever come across. always very sweet and willing to help.

same. i like the graphic (in many ways) print juxtaposed with such a demure cut/sweater.

fact

probably getting money