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This is the same constituency that harassed a family for reporting their child's molestation by a rabbi to the police (rather than to a community council that included that very same rabbi) and was pandered to by Mayor Mike when they demanded that bike lanes in Williamsburg be removed because they were offended by

Lord Tarly was Sam's overbearing and demanding father. Tarly and Tarth are totally different Houses. They're not even sworn to the same Lord. Horn Hill is in The Reach and the Isle of Tarth is part of the Stormlands, GOD, how could you not KNOW this?

I was thinking more like a Tarly.

Not in the book! You never actually see him die. Some fans have speculated that he is in fact one of the identities of Jaqen H'ghar, though I think that's kind of a weak theory based mainly on them being the same nationality. But still, usually when GRRM wants a character to die, he makes sure you see them die,

Yes, clearly anyone who doesn't watch reality television is an idiot.

Not everything, but out of all the things to care and get passionate about, a 0.01 mm difference in stroke weight seems somewhat trivial.

Are you saying 90's boy bands are superior to glam rock bands?

You must be a graphic designer. I have a question I've been wanting to ask you and all my graphic designer friends: you...do realize that the vast majority of people neither know nor care anything about typography and in fact would find the idea of it eliciting such strong passions to be rather silly, right?

Ok, no, seriously, the new Dante looks ridiculous. He doesn't even look hipster or emo or whatever people have complained about - he looks like he came straight out of a 90's boy band. And what the hell is he doing in that first picture - making a gang symbol while pointing to his crotch?

Ok, this is completely off topic, but...can someone explain to me why anyone would actually like Brave Fencer Musashi? Maybe it was just a product of its time, but when I tried playing it a few years ago, it was... how do I put this. The dialogue consisted entirely of awful food puns, the graphics were so primitive

They should've used Comic Sans.

Just this past weekend I subjected myself to the grueling torture that is Kunoichi/Nightshade for PS2. On each of the last few levels, I racked up over 99 retries. The final boss alone took me the better part of Sunday. Now that I've unlocked some of the bonus characters, I might try a run with Hotsuma (from the

"Reminds me of the Nerd Queens (marginally attractive women who can't compete in the mainstream markets so they seek out niche groups to exert their minion-collection practices)."

Well, I think you'd better just stick to the order and go for Ocarina of Time. You might not have an N64, but I, uh, "heard" that you can download an emulator and play it on there for free.

Complaining that Ganon turned out to be the main villain in a Zelda game? You might as well complain that the protagonist was yet another guy with pointy ears and a green costume. With a franchise like this, there is room for experimentation, but some things simply cannot be changed.

This was the first video game I ever played, having gotten it bundled with my Sega Genesis for my eighth birthday. I should say the Genesis version, while not as spiffy-looking, had two extra levels and a cheap-ass final boss.

There were an extra two levels added to the Genesis version, with the final boss Death Bringer.

That is badass! I especially love how they kept the inexplicable equal sign in "Death=Adder"

Also, if you did the flying kick, her loincloth flies up and you see a black mass which I can only assume to be her pubic hair.

There was also a Golden Axe III that was only released in Japan. It had a lot of problems, but it was pretty good in its own way.