@pekosROB: It's probably because he got his chest lasered or waxed at some point. The area right around the nipples is pretty difficult to target.

@Zerorush: @Zerorush: Sure it is. What if the gun is shaped like a penis?

@Al Swearengen hates cocksuckers: Have you played the first game? It was kind of like a combination of platformer and first-person shooter. I can guarantee you, between the imagery, the dialogue, and the characters, it never got boring.

@ArmandDangerous: Also, don't forget that financially stable women who don't get bogged down into poverty by early unwanted pregnancy could possibly go on to get an education and a career, which would not only be ungodly, but probably create more liberal voters, especially if they actually do decide to have one or two…

@Einbrecher: ...yea, this is why I was an English major.

@Cabs21: Btw, that Firefox plugin I mentioned works for all Gawker sites except for io9 and Gawker itself.

@Ben Zvan: Couldn't it be made to generate power though? I mean that's what a turbine is supposed to do, right?

@Cabs21: Can't you change the RSS to read the ca site? I also have a firefox plugin that keeps it from redirecting you back to the main site when you click links or comments.

So what potential things can be powered by this wearable turbine? Be creative!

@Malthian: Flattery, my friend, will get you everywhere.

@Cabs21: ca.kotaku.com

I still don't have a smartphone. Does that make me unqualified to read this site? How the hell did I get a star anyway?

I'd take a virus from J-Woww any day.

@KingKellogg the Waffle Haggler: Agreed. I'd say it's more like a samurai-themed GTA than an RPG.

@Krakenstein2: Damn, those Italians rock! But I think I'd still prefer to hear James Figurine cover "Tiny Japanese Girl".

Oh, good. I was afraid this was gonna be about him cutting cats open, putting explosives inside them, stitching them back together, and unleashing them on his unsuspecting targets...

Ken Jennings is awesome. His article on Slate about the experience of playing Watson was better-written than anything else on there.

Another plus: I won't be afraid to talk to the robot hand or get all tongue-tied when I try to order my latte.

Well, shit. We had to flee to the US, sleep at the Moscow airport, and leave most of our stuff behind, but if it made Virtua Fighter possible, I guess it was worth it.

Now, missions where you get to pick up "escorts", on the other hand...