Most audiences are dumb.

YEAH AV CLUB NEEDS TO STICK TO SPORTS.

This was a very good read. Thank you, Kelly.

Come on Brian, there are kids that read Kotaku.

I would love to eat one of these adult cream pies in my Subaru FUCKS

Oh fuck, I forgot about her excellent No Man's Sky articles for a second and now I'm going to have to name a bunch of planets after her (in as roast-y of a way that I can). 

Communists, famously known for their upcharges in a free market economy

So are the Voyage Home and First Contact

Undiscovered Country is great!

Wow. Thank you for your wisdom, buttplugdoug.

Shep McAllister is a real person.

Shep McAllister is a real person.

So, they’re sentient cats.

Everything about the way this article was written seems pretty respectful to me. It was a question worth asking, and Blizzard provided an interesting answer that gives further insight on how games are made an maintained over nearly two decades.

Gee, I’m so sorry. It’s crazy that people like me care to point out silly things like companies participating in the suppression of dissent against an authoritarian government during a massive crackdown on millions of people wanting nothing more than democracy and personal freedom.

God, this review is amazing. Thanks Heather (and also Tim for the video). Curious though, did you ever encounter Tim’s creations on your server or vice versa?

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

I’m inclined to believe the spokesperson’s explanation that the squeeze is due to additional padding.

Ugh, too soon. Take your stupid star, and also this VHS copy of highlights from the 1992 Dallas Cowboys’ thrilling march to the Super Bowl.

Man there are a lot of gatekeepers to the term “roguelike.”