I’m six years old and playing in an AYSO sanctioned soccer game at my local field.

And a hearty fuck you to you, sir!

‘Cause for a group of uber-manly he-men of massively masculine masculinity, they are ton for ton the most sensitive, cringing whiny mass of ugly toxicity on the planet.

If you aren’t Sam Spade, then how did you lift it?  Get em, boys!!!!

You don't have to like everyone 

People know that’s a prop and none of the characters are actually real... right?

Maybe the real Matrix is the friends we made along the way

Where’s my Dark City 2 tho?!?

Began reading wondering if kids today still called mixing a drink like this “swamp-water”. While swamp-water was mentioned, it seemed only in an off-hand way. I remember hitting 7-11 as a pre-teen and getting a bit of every pop in my Gulp and everyone knew it was called swamp-water. Maybe a bit of a regional thing?

I mean, not that you got room for nuance, but a lot of things that were okay at some point stopped being so later on. So “this was fine X years ago” is a crappy justification for anything, as it completely removes context. It’s what makes a movie like Revenge of the Nerds, way harder to watch for someone outside of…

Do you consider not doing something cool or something? Worth sharing? Do you take pride in not knowing and/or caring who she is?

He declined to go to the strip club with her - the pantsing happened in public at a roller rink during someone’s birthday party. Reading comprehension, bruh.

I’m talking specifically about meatless patties.

Despite the shenanigans, a middle-aged woman has become accepted and celebrated in a medium that tends to be indifferent, if not downright hostile to those that are not young and beautiful. Yes, I see that as a positive thing.

That guy doesn't do such a great job of holding onto his balls.

Hiking Everest should not, in fact, be a thing.

I thought the same thing when he was announced to play Walt Disney in Saving Mr. Banks, and I ended up really enjoying him in that movie.

by telling the guy arguing “we cannot improve healthcare for all americans, in a way every other first world country already has, because that might negatively impact my vast wealth” to fuck off, op

As a Californian, I find this display of water waste incredibly erotic.

“Ma, you need to go to Costco again!”