The song from Juno. My wife and I danced to it at our wedding. Irreverent, fun beat, great lyrics. And from what I can tell, way better than that shit on the list up there.

I don’t do that crazy ass hard grip handshake my dad taught me because I don’t feel the need to “Show my toughness” and, tangentially, present as a hypermasculine d-bag.

Congratulations everyone on recently receiving your doctorate in Psychiatry!

This makes me

The was eerie as hell but I suppose given the circumstances on point.

I love the word “perpetuity.” So fun to say. Also, “modernity.”

I hope this is the case. I love the thought they collectively (I guess besides Bush but ok) saw this video for what it is and decided to not feed the trolls.

You can see that same level of dejection registers in the folks in the background as displayed by their various arms, foreheads, backs, wrists, and sad, broken shifting in their chairs.

What a fascinating painting. Wow.

Oh, this is an excellent read. Thank you!

-Generation K

Is it me, or does all the consistently awful news about humanity seem to come from the swing states or what?

I think they mean...oh never mind you get it...

My post was made to make fun of you.

Hitler drank water once. Am I a Nazi?

I worry about the mental health of OnTrac folks. Like I wouldn’t think delivering a package would carry with it so much nonverbal communication.

Pure. Fucking. Disgusting. Evil.

Made for dudes by dudes who think their potential sex lives are way more exciting than they actually are.