OK grandpa. Bed time

So I assume that whatever you use for transportation is magically crash and malfunction proof? Also, you never use any form of networked devices that could possibly be hacked? How did you even get on this website without a networked device? Watch out, the hackers are right behind you!

Fuck you. I still miss my Palm Pre.

What speedometer? I genuinely don’t even see one.

Analog or digital the main question to ask is WHY put everything on one display and to the right of the wheel? You’re not suppose to be fiddling with the radio controls (hence they put them now on the wheel), but now Tesla wants you to avert your eyes to the right and down to see your gauges. It’s a bad idea Tesla.

Trust me, you don't realize how often you look at the speedo until you drive a car without one.

I'm sorry, but with the phrase "Look at how tiny the speedo is" I was forced to read "IT Dude" as "Italian Dude".

What is wrong with traditional gauges? Look how tiny the speedo is. As an IT dude and car freak, get this horseshit out of the automobile. Imagine getting pulled over...

Man, these sex dolls are getting all types of fancy.

Particularly since there’s no way to get the timing that precise with mere mechanics when dropping an object onto a percussive instrument.

I’ve learned something from all this. Scientists are complete and utter bastards!

This is mean. Someone should put these probably fat scientist on a treadmill and makes them run against their wishes.

Trump talkin’ ‘bout immigrants.

Coin... tape... CD... plate... bowl... Sarah Connor... wang...

If it’s subsidized, is it really cheap at all? Plenty of “free” subsidized phones, so I don’t see how a $4 subsidized phone is noteworthy.

You fuck it, you buy it.

I have an BMW made in the USA. It’s still a German car...

I’m struggling to figure out any scenario where the ball could potentially hit you. The only one I could think of is if it came off the rope completely and rolled and hit your stomach or legs.

I still disagree with this. Screw accidents or energy efficiency or your stupid heart if waking up an hour earlier shuts it down. Daylight later in the evening is FREAKING WONDERFUL AND MAKES LIVING LIFE BETTER.