The 4.2 in the Allroad is a timing chain. I owned one. Did timing on it. The Allroad is the only C5 to get timing chain V8.

A work truck that looks like a work truck.

yeah usually about half the cars he’s driving have an exhaust leak

You haven’t driven one. clearly.

What’s wrong with it?

Change does not count, because there is always some change under the seats. If you dug under the seats of a brand new car, you’d find some grubby change.

I believe those are all factory options for a Porsche.

MacGyver could have used those items and single-handedly take out ISIS.

I found some little baggies with rock candy in the map pocket. Kids must’ve loved that stuff.

Second hand WRX wagon with a digital gram scale under the seat. Previous owner must have been a chef or something.

fright club

Code brown. I repeat: code brown.

Alot of pants were crapped that day.

Now that would make a neat, but disgusting, Subaru commercial.

I say the same thing about Veyrons...

With 70% of the weight up front it’s probably a lot harder to steer w/o power steering.

84mpg and not a motorcycle - in theory great for one person commutes.

It wouldn’t be my first choice for my driving around town or long trips with the family, but for my weekly commute, (300 miles on Mondays and Thursday’s). At 84 MPG and $6,800 cost, it’s sitting in a pretty sweet spot for a commuter car.

I suspect it’s the $6800 price tag it’s supposed to have.