Some people like over-the-top nonsense that doesn't take itself too seriously. But I wouldn't expect most people at the AV Club to understand that!

Like you haven't randomly killed the family dog before.

That's not the only thing they got wrong. They also missed out on the fact that this is the greatest film of all time.

That's strange because, according to my research, autism also causes chemtrails.

I valued him more in the animated series.

You overestimated by nine.

Why? Is this a discussion of films I find tolerable?

Agreed. I thought the build was solid but I was wondering where they might go that wouldn't feel like a complete retread and then they stuck close but went crazily off the rails toward the end. However, not in a manner that felt untrue to the story the individual film had told thus far (unlike many third acts in…

That's the real tragedy here. Not that I spent the last seven years painstakingly plotting his demise and was just about to enact my plan. …Definitely not that. *twitches*

I find that a lot of people consider waiting a long time for pretty much anything exciting/terrible/etc. to happen followed by a jump scare to be the same thing as a film building/developing tension (that is, what I feel many in modern audiences mistakenly label, "being all about mood").

It sputtering out with some old bullshit was my favorite part. :-/

*sweater

Admit you liked it. If you didn't want to upvote it, what were you doing…upvoting it?

I don't know. All this talk has probably got it "coming up" for somebody.

…So you've already read the pilot script then? Damnit. I've got to call Sam and let him know we've got a leak.

Hail to the king, baby.

Groovy.

"Because of affirmative action stripping away all of the opportunities - like the ability to walk in off the street and get hired as an astronaut - for the only truly oppressed minority anymore: white, heterosexual males!"

It is what I think when I see poor people! …Huh.

It's also somewhat yonic.