Time is a flat answer.

You haven't read and argued about Sopranos slash fiction enough.

I think he meant he's alive in that at no point during the show itself is he dead. Because it cuts to black exactly when he "becomes" dead - thereby omitting his death.

Not in this economy he didn't.

She killed her neighbor to get to her neighbor's wife. Duh. Nothing says, "I love you! Be with me forever!" like killing someone's loved ones.

Are you sure Uncle Jesse didn't marry Uncle Joey?

At least you have the balls to admit it!

Great pitch. If Michelle's dead, I'm in!

I'm so ashamed I forgot! *punches self in face*

Has it worked yet? If not, one has to question the level of influence Twitter has over the views and behavior of "feminazis."

Most of her detractors from day one.

I'm doing it! Just in the privacy of my own home…so as not to appear sexist.

"It’s like when Jonathan Swift wrote A Modest Proposal in the blood of a baby he’d just eaten."

Why should they put a man on a pedestal? Sounds sexist to me.

Spoken like a true sexist!

Sexistest? …Oh, sexiest. Nevermind. Move along.

"When we say, 'Hey, can we please concentrate on something besides T&A for once?' are we secretly advocating growing humans in labs, with the male fetuses flushed and used for food like some sort of lesbian separatist Soylent Green?"

I have similarly experienced a lack of cat-murdering bringing me the release and sweet, sweet serenity that only murder can bring. I have concluded that cat genocide is the only thing that will satiate my thirst for murder in this regard. For at least the ten minutes following the extinction of all cat species. …

I have difficulty restraining my murderous rage as well…

I think when one recognizes that (within one's perception) the standards of a guild presumably "meant to protect artists" is actually attempting to limit the amount of due credit they receive in certain instances, it would likely make sense to leave that guild - particularly if one maintained a certain level of…