A group of police officers on trial for misuse of a helicopter camera to spy on naked people have been cleared. Another officer, who was in charge of the camera on the helicopter in question, plead guilty earlier on in the case. No word on yet this will be turned into a Carry On film

I agree. Very sad that this is the only post Jezebel posted today.

“The father no monkey deserved.”

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”

Jaden’s secondary lawsuit is with the “Just”ice department.

Truth. I can’t tell you how many chicken dinners I had as a kid because my dad walked in with a dead chicken, muttering under his breath and asking for a bandaid. Fastest way to get cooked is to attack the farmer.

Did this dim-witted shitbird get a rooster without ever, like, reading about roosters? “This stupid rooster won’t even play fetch and is useless when I take him duck hunting!”

I, too, am more accepting of gay people than I am of white evangelicals.

I used to have a British VPN just for iPlayer. I miss it, not only GBBO but stuff like Jo Brand’s GBBO after show, finding random documentaries to watch on Sunday mornings, etc. And QI and Only Connect (I *suck* at Only Connect but it’s so fun when I don’t. I also have a crush on Victoria Coren Mitchell.)

She has a type. It’s apparently super hot muscular men I would also like to sleep with. She does well for herself.

Right on the money re: nothing.

I’m as gay as a woman can be. All those people who’ve told me I just haven’t found the right man were right. Unfortunately, it’s Jason Mamoa so I’m gonna keep on lesbianing. But, damn is Lisa Bonet one lucky lady. ( she’s not so bad herself )

If that haircut doesn’t earn Kate Hudson her oscar nothing will! (Nothing will.)

“Christopher Nolan model Harry Styles”

Can we just give Diana Rigg an Emmy for that delivery alone? Because I half expected the Stone Cold theme music to start playing when she dropped that Fuck You.

The Queen of Thorns is a REAL one

It’s like people who release balloons that will go to a loved one “heaven”. No, it will most likely end up choking a baby bird to death. Please don’t choke baby birds. I highly doubt your loved one will want that either.

you had me at Priyanka. <3